Benihana, Chopstick, Cheese...

The other night, the family went out to eat at Benihana to celebrate my awesome big brother's Boy Scout advancement to a Life Scout. It was pretty cool... I got to wear this cool chef's hat, (which looked pretty good on me, I must say!)


...and they gave me these things called "chop sticks" to eat with:


I ate shrimp and chicken and steak, but my favorite was the fried rice. Getting my dad to share his was a pretty tough chore, but after flashing him my million dollar "cheese" smile, he caved right in!


I guess it goes without saying, but good looks really do get you what you want in life!

My Short Malfunction...

This morning, I was chillin' on the arm of my favorite chair, watching cartoons...

I decided to jump on the trampoline, but my shorts got all hung up!


I wriggled around alot, and when I finally got loose, my breeches were nearly off of me..

It was really awkward - my mom was standing nearby with the camera...

But I didn't let it get me down for too long!

...I'm such a good kid - or at least, that's what they tell me! :)

Captain Crunch

I'm not even kidding you when I tell you this... Captain Crunch cereal is the bomb skillet! I would eat it every day if mom would let me. Dad freaks out when it turns my poop a funky shade of green - it's real funny!

I see the way you're eyeballing my bowl of goods...better watch out - I'm not much on sharing my little morning dish of Heaven...




I'm warning you... I might bite! I can get crazy like that - you won't even see it coming...

...OK. You've been told. Here it comes!

Just kidding! Come on over here and share a bowl! Mom always keeps extra on hand for times just like this...